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Another Christmas in the Can

The best “white elephant” gift that we saw this holiday season was the Toilet Coffee Mug available at (chocolate covered raisins sold separately).

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Jingle Bell Rock

This long distance dedication goes out to our friend Scott A. in Hudson, Wisconsin for alerting us to the Callin’ Oates Hotline. If you are stressed out from the holidays because you just need more Hall & Oates, then call … Continue reading

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O Come, All Ye Last Minute Shoppers

Forget about Black Friday, it is a holiday tradition in the Unplugged family to do most of our shopping on Christmas Eve (usually about 15 minutes before the store is about to close.) What can we say, we work better … Continue reading

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Behind the Beard

This guest post was written by “Missy Unplugged”, Martha’s adorably pesky little sister. (Disclaimer: This column is not intended for audience members under the age of 12 or anyone who believes that X Boxes are made by cheery elves in … Continue reading

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Season’s Eatings

Every year the holidays are filled with celebrations encouraging us to eat, drink and be merry…but the party doesn’t truly get going until somebody’s uncle has too much egg nog and brings out his fancy nuts. UNCLE AL’S FANCY NUTS … Continue reading

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