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MARTHA

My horoscope said that it was a good day to launch a blog. It also said that I was vague, careless, secretive, easily confused and weak-willed.  I don’t really believe in horoscopes, but sometimes you just gotta say WTF (why the face). I “borrowed” some material from Seejaytoo’s diary, downed a magnum of white zinfandel and pressed the “publish” button by the light of the full moon. The next morning I woke up face down in a pot pie and the rest is history.

SEEJAYTOO

Likes: dark chocolate, dark beer, dark humor, incandescent bulbs, 80s music–preferably all together.  Dislikes: waxing (facial, bikini, floor), use of the non-word ‘boughten’, skinny jeans. Favorite quote: “You get what you get and you don’t have a fit.” BTW: names have been changed to protect the innocent & obnoxious. I love everybody (you know who you are.)